How not to pass your PADI Open Water

While musing with a friend today we were discussing what would be the worst thing to experience as an instructor. This quickly evolved into a platform for some diving humour. I know, i know. Impossible.

 

1) Tell your instructor that you’ll race him to the surface.

2 ) Loudly proclaim safety stops are ‘for pansies and girls’

3) When asked to plan you dive, produce a table which ‘is way better that that PADI wank’

4) Lie face down and motionless while holding your breath on the bottom

Please relieve me from my misery and add some good suggestions below!

Rob

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One response to “How not to pass your PADI Open Water

  1. How about: ‘swim around pretending to be trying to tamper with fellow divers’ oxygen tanks.’
    and/or: ‘swim around lightly murmuring the Jaws theme tune, with your hands in a triangle above your back as if after the fashion of a shark fin.’

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