While musing with a friend today we were discussing what would be the worst thing to experience as an instructor. This quickly evolved into a platform for some diving humour. I know, i know. Impossible.
1) Tell your instructor that you’ll race him to the surface.
2 ) Loudly proclaim safety stops are ‘for pansies and girls’
3) When asked to plan you dive, produce a table which ‘is way better that that PADI wank’
4) Lie face down and motionless while holding your breath on the bottom
Please relieve me from my misery and add some good suggestions below!